New STD Warning.

I wanted to put this up here for posterity. I have no idea where it came from, but it's pretty funny.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim includes:
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor
chronic mangling of the English language
extreme cognitive dissonance
inability to accept responsibility for actions
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado
uncontrolled facial smirking
theocracies
a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behaviors
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.