New STD Warning.
I wanted to put this up here for posterity. I have no idea where it came from, but it's pretty funny. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim includes: delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor chronic mangling of the English language extreme cognitive dissonance inability to accept responsibility for actions exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado uncontrolled facial smirking theocracies a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behaviors The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists a...